Creation's heir, the world, the world is mine!

We are all sure of two things, at least; we shall suffer and we shall all die.

The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling with adversity; yet there is still a greater, which is the good man who comes to relieve it.

Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.

Who pepper'd the highest was surest to please.

In arguing too, the parson own'd his skill, For e'en though vanquish'd he could argue still; While words of learned length and thundering sound Amaz'd the gazing rustics rang'd around; And still they gaz'd, and still the wonder grew That one small head could carry all he knew.

There is unspeakable pleasure attending the life of a voluntary student.