Fame is the scentless sunflower, with gaudy crown of gold; But friendship is the rose, with sweets in every fold.

It is very grand to die in harness, but it is very pleasant to have the tight straps unbuckled and the heavy collar lifted from the neck and shoulders.

The very minute a thought is threatened with publicity it seems to shrink towards mediocrity.

Imitation is a necessity of human nature.

Anytime you see a Hungarian, kick him. He'll know why. Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.

My right to swing my fist ends where your nose begins.