And silence, like a poultice, comes To heal the blows of sound.

While we've youth in our hearts, we can never grow old.

Anytime you see a Hungarian, kick him. He'll know why. Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind. The principle that sustains compulsory vaccination is broad enough to cover cutting the fallopian tubes. Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

I despise making the most of one's time. Half of the pleasures of life consist of the opportunities one has neglected.

History has to be rewritten because history is the selection of those threads of causes or antecedents that we are interested in.

War? War is an organized bore.