America is the only place where man is full-grown!
I would never use a long word, even, where a short one would answer the purpose.
Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
What refuge is there for the victim who is oppressed with the feeling that there are a thousand new books he ought to read, while life is only long enough for him to attempt to read a hundred?
A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born.