I like children; I like 'em, and I respect 'em. Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by them.

Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?

Leverage is everything-don't begin to pry until you've got the long arm on your side.

Learn the sweet magic of a cheerful face.

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

What a blessed thing it is, that Nature, when she invented, manufactured, and patented her authors, contrived to make critics out of the chips that were left!

A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve.