For the simplicity on this side of complexity, I wouldn't give you a fig. But for the simplicity on the other side of complexity, for that I would give you anything I have.

It is a good plan to have a book with you in all places and at all times. If you are presently without, hurry without delay to the nearest shop and buy one of mine.

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

Leverage is everything-don't begin to pry until you've got the long arm on your side.

A few can touch the magic string, and noisy fame is proud to win them: Alas for those that never sing, but die with all their music in them!

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse. One comfort we have - Cincinnati sounds worse.

The best servant does his work unseen.