Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?

America is the only place where man is full-grown!

Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.

[Science is] piecemeal revelation.

For nothing burns with such amazing speed, As the dry sticks of a religious creed.

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.