I could find David Beckham naked in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound.

But even if I'm left high and dry at the end of this wild journey, just taking it is a great feeling.

Once, in Australia, I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes, and I only did it because they said a girl could never enter the competition.

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

If a woman feels anchored to a man's plans, she may start to resent him for the fun she's worried she's missing.

In Alien, Sigourney Weaver's role was written for a man. In Salt, Angelina Jolie's role was written for Tom Cruise. These things, when reversed, do prove to be just as exciting and entertaining with women in leading roles.