The amazing thing about becoming a parent is that you will never again be your own first priority.

Oh God, to think that you only fall in love once in your entire life is such a depressing thought.

I think what ruins relationships and causes most fights is insecurity.

Seeing the energy of 'SNL' made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that was the job I wanted. That was my plan. Comedy.

I loved being pregnant. I felt unapologetically curvy, sexy, and intensely feminine. After giving birth I joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, 'Why do I still look pregnant?'

I've learned that it's important to spend some time in a relationship with yourself and not being defined by your partner.

The trauma of the whole thing has been humbling, and for the first time, I'm a little bit wobbly.