Inspiration is the key to everything.

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.

I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped s- from their Porta-Potties into the river. That's a f-ing scandal. If the average 15-year-old was hearing about that instead of so-and-so's plastic surgery or cheating in Hollywood, I'd feel better about our future.

I was a handful growing up.

It was helpful to have the confidence of youth that came from a lack of desperation. I thought, 'If I don't succeed, I'll go back to school and study.'

I think that women are more sensitive to emotional infidelity than men. I think men are more scared of physical infidelity.

When you're in a romantic relationship, of course, there is a lot more compromise and you have to be a lot more unselfish.