I'll never know what my life would have been like if they hadn't made Lawrence of Arabia. What would I be? I would maybe have 10 children, a very fat wife. I would be very fat myself. I don't know.

For some men, nothing is Written unless they Write it.

Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.

I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people who seduce me personally are the people who seem not to know they're seductive, and not to know they have sex appeal.

He read his mind. He's a strange sort of man, isn't he? It's not just the advice and the wisdom that he has.

I don't think I could live without a deck of cards in my hands.

I've always been extremely lucky in my life.