The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

A gift isn't a gift unless it has meaning. Just giving things to people, especially children, create the expectation of more things.

I could eat a feeling faster than anybody, put a little hot sauce on it and wouldn't recognize it until it showed up on my behind three days later.

For everyone of us that succeeds, it's because there's somebody there to show you the way out.

I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.

I'm starting to cry. I'm remembering those years I struggled with my weight, those times when I saw my reflection in a store window and didn't know who that fat person was, years when it was a big accomplishment for me to exercise at two dots on the StairMaster. And now I'm finishing a 26-mile race. Damn! This is better than winning an Emmy!

I always knew I was destined for greatness.