All is going well, very well, I couldn’t ask for anything better— So why do I hate my life?

Happiness is not a life without pain, but rather a life in which the pain is traded for a worthy price.

Firequencher raised his hand. "I've been staying out of family conversations. Do I get credit for that?

History is an omlette. THe eggs are already broken.

Quing-Jao: I am a slave to the gods, and I rejoice in it. Jane: A slave who rejoices is a slave indeed.

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

With life. Rooter says that life is how God gives purpose to the universe.