It's as if every conversation with a woman was a test, and men always failed it, because they always lacked the key to the code and so they never quite understood what the conversation was really about.

The best thing about my job, though, is stopping at the end of the day and rejoining the human universe.

Good people can't out-think evil, cause evil thinks of things good folks can't think of.

When you really know somebody you can’t hate them. Or maybe it’s just that you can’t really know them until you stop hating them.

But the truth is that no person ever understands another, from beginning to end of life, there is no truth that can be known, only the story we imagine to be true, the story they really believe to be true about themselves; and all of them lies.

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.

I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people.