Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.

I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.

A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

I'd make my promises now if I wasn't so busy arranging to keep them.

Criticism is the essence of creation.

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.