Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.

I have always been more interested in experiment, than in accomplishment.

I must be sincere towards what I am. ... Experimenting is the only thing that fills me with enthusiasm. ... It is the only sphere where I feel really honest and sincere.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

The basic and essential human is the woman.

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''