Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.

Each multiplex has screens allocated to each studio. The screens need filling. Studios have to create product to fill their screen, and the amount of good product is limited.

I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

In my real movie-going days, which were the thirties, you didn't stand in line. You strolled down the street and sallied into the theater at any hour of the day or night.

Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.