When television came along, I'd already done more than 10 years of radio work and I thought everyone would want me. I sat around waiting for the phone to ring - and it didn't.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

When television came along, I'd already done more than 10 years of radio work and I thought everyone would want me. I sat around waiting for the phone to ring - and it didn't.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.