If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

I started at the top and worked my way down.

I'm a provincial. I live very much like a hermit: reading, listening to music, working in the cutting room, writing, commercial work - which doesn't take up that much time.

Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.