I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually - Will Forte will never break.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.