The essence of thought, as the essence of life, is growth.

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out.

I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself. Sometimes I am so clever I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

LADY BRACKNELL: Do you smoke? JACK: Well, yes, I must admit I smoke. LADY BRACKNELL: I'm glad to hear it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind.

There's no sin but stupidity.

What is abnormal in Life stands in normal relations to Art. It is the only thing in Life that stands in normal relations to Art.