Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked.

There is no mode of action, no form of emotion, that we do not share with the lower animals. It is only by language that we rise above them.

Don't squander the gold of your days, listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant, the common, and the vulgar

It is always the unreadable that occurs.

The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man’s intelligence.

In going to America one learns that poverty is not a necessary accompaniment to civilization.

Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.