An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.
Divorces are made in heaven.
I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine.