I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.
Good intentions have been the ruin of the world. The only people who have achieved anything have been those who have had no intentions at all.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
The only form of lying that is absolutely beyond reproach is lying for its own sake.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!" "I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing." "That may be, but the muffins are the same!