Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity.
Punctuality is the thief of time
You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.
In married life three is company and two none.
Where your life leads you, you must go