The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory.

MRS ALLONBY Is she such a mystery? LORD ILLINGWORTH She is more than a mystery - she is a mood. MRS ALLONBY Moods don't last. LORD ILLINGWORTH It is their chief charm.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Youth is the only thing worth having.

The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

Only good questions deserve good answers.