Life would be dull without them.
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.
To get into the best society, nowadays, one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people - that is all!
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member