I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
Hearts Live By Being Wounded
I tried to visit Albania but I couldn't find it on the map.
The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner or later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature.
The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.