Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it by one's conversation.
His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
A beggar hates his benefactor as much as he hates himself for begging.