Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.
Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.
If God wished to punish us, all he would need to do would be to answer our prayers.
As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.
There is nothing that art cannot express.