Pleasure without Champagne is purely artificial.

There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are. By invariably discussing the unnecessary, it makes us understand what things are requisite for culture, and what are not.

Do you really keep a diary? I'd give anything to look at it. May I? Oh, no. You see, it is simply a very young girl's record of her own thoughts and impressions, and consequently meant for publication. When it appears in volume form I hope you will order a copy.

The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.

Ah, on what little things does happiness depend.

When I was young, I was no one. Now, I'm worldwilde.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.