Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.

Lying, the telling of beautiful untrue things, is the proper aim of Art.

A live unexamined isn't worth living. I will add, "A life unlived isn't worth examining.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.