What of Art? -It is a malady. --Love? -An Illusion. --Religion? -The fashionable substitute for Belief. --You are a sceptic. -Never! Scepticism is the beginning of Faith. --What are you? -To define is to limit.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man’s intelligence.

Lord Illingworth told me this morning that there was an orchid there as beautiful as the seven deadly sins.

If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn't deserve to have any.

The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.