The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.

The English country-gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.

Some things are too important to be taken seriously.

I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

The answers are all out there, we just need to ask the right questions.

The best people to work for are me, myself and I.