As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

We should treat all the trivial things of life seriously, and all the serious things of life with sincere and studied triviality.

LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.

Civilization is not by means an easy thing to attain to. There are only two ways by which man can reach it. One is by being cultured, the other by being corrupt.

I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.