As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.

She was a curious woman, whose dresses always looked as if they had been designed in a rage and put on in a tempest. She was usually in love with somebody, and, as her passion was never returned, she had kept all her illusions. She tried to look picturesque, but only succeeded in being untidy.

I have never learned anything except from people younger than myself.

The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery

The weather is entrancing, but in my heart there is no sun.

He was a hero to his valet, who bullied him, and a terror to most of his relations, whom he bullied in turn. Only England could have produced him, and he always said that the country was going to the dogs. His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.

For an artist to marry his model is as fatal as for a gourmet to marry his cook: the one gets no sittings, and the other gets no dinners.