I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.

To regret one’s own experiences is to arrest one’s own development. To deny one’s own experiences is to put a lie into the lips of one’s own life. It is no less than a denial of the soul.

Good resolutions are useless attempts to interfere with scientific laws.

But what world says that [I'm wicked]? It can only be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms.

Love! What is love? It's nothing. It's just a word. It doesn't exist. Only pleasure is important.

Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.