I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

Men as a rule love with their eyes, woman with their ears.

What of Art? -It is a malady. --Love? -An Illusion. --Religion? -The fashionable substitute for Belief. --You are a sceptic. -Never! Scepticism is the beginning of Faith. --What are you? -To define is to limit.