The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.

He who stands most remote from his age is he who mirrors it best.

The great events of the world take place in the brain.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

Newspapers have degenerated. They may now be absolutely relied upon.

Cheap editions of great books may be delightful, but cheap editions of great men are absolutely detestable

The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end.