If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

No publisher should ever express an opinion of the value of what he publishes. That is a matter entirely for the literary critic to decide.

One should always be in love.

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

The aim of the liar is simply to charm, to delight, to give pleasure. He is the very basis of civilized society.

Experience is a question of instinct about life.