I made your sorrow mine also, that you might have help in bearing it.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

Starvation, not sin, is the parent of modern crime.

I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister. Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

In fact, I am never wrong.