George Moore leads his readers to the latrine and locks them in.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

No woman should have a memory. Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a woman's bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.

The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.

I'm too old to know everything