If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

Everything that is popular is wrong.

I wanted to eat of the fruit of all the trees in the garden of the world… And so, indeed, I went out, and so I lived. My only mistake was that I confined myself so exclusively to the trees of what seemed to me the sun-lit side of the garden, and shunned the other side for its shadow and its gloom.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things. That is exactly what things were originally made for.

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.