To be popular one must be a mediocrity.

I should have remembered that when one is going to lead an entirely new life, one requires regular and wholesome meals.

The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen.

I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way in which a human being can share with another the sense of what it is to be a human being.

Everyone should keep someone else's diary.

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

A mutual misunderstanding.