The only thing that the artist cannot see is the obvious. The only thing that the public can see is the obvious.

Now, nothing should be able to harm a man except himself. Nothing should be able to rob a man at all. What a man really has, is what is in him. What is outside of him should be a matter of no importance.

I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

My dear fellow, the truth isn’t quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl. What extraordinary ideas you have about the way to behave to a woman!

but the bravest man among us is afraid of himself

Divorces are made in heaven.

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.