If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it by one's conversation.
The only thing that the artist cannot see is the obvious. The only thing that the public can see is the obvious.
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?
When I see a spade, I call it a spade. I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use it. It's the only thing he's fit for.