I am afraid that woman appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

It is only fair to state, with regard to modern journalists, that they always apologize to one in private for what they have written against one in public.

If you want to be a doormat you have to lay yourself down first.

I didn't say I liked it Harry. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.

Every woman is wrong until she cries.

It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]