The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be
Personally, I have a great admiration for stupidity.
Examinations, sir, are pure humbug from beginning to end. If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is bad for him.
It is awfully hard work doing nothing.
He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.