What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

To toil for a hard master is bitter, but to have no master to toil for is more bitter still.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.

What is abnormal in Life stands in normal relations to Art. It is the only thing in Life that stands in normal relations to Art.

Youth! There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to Life. The old are in Life's lumber

And what sort of lives do these people, who pose as being moral, lead themselves? My dear fellow, you forget that we are in the native land of the hypocrite.