I never saw a man who looked With such a wistful eye Upon that little tent of blue Which prisoners call the sky.

Popularity is the crown of laurel which the world puts on bad art. Whatever is popular is wrong.

The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

The English are always degrading truths into facts. When a truth becomes a fact it loses all its intellectual value.

A man who moralizes is a hypocrite, and a woman who does so is invariably plain.