No one wants to see a play called 'Lady Windermere's Fan'. It's going to be called 'Cocks in Frocks II' or I will find another publisher
What is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means?
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Conversation should touch everything, but should concentrate itself on nothing.
For an artist to marry his model is as fatal as for a gourmet to marry his cook: the one gets no sittings, and the other gets no dinners.
Be yourself; everyone else is taken.