The worst thing to do with success, is to boast about it.
She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.
Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.
The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it.
Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.