There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
A writer is someone who has taught his mind to misbehave.
It is awfully hard work doing nothing.